What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 00:40
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Tea ?
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : No
How can I remove decimals in math?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : I'm 24.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Me : I don't drink
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
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Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Sure.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Thank you.